Teenagers… I’m one of them but I do not come even close to the personality criteria required to be a teenager. To be a teenager, you have to be annoying as shit, you have to hate your parents, you have to be a poser, you have to do bad in school, and you have to be a crybaby. I am none of the above. I come to school daily to witness the life of these magnificent creatures. When I asked a teenage classmate what he was doing after the teacher left, he replied, “I’m getting the hell out of here.” It is clear to me that this teenager just doesn’t seem to care about school. Earlier in the day, I see an emo goth teenager. I walk up to him and ask him how’s life, he replied, “what the fuck do you think.” I wasn’t surprised by the answer because people who used myspace made accusations that the goth emo kid posted video of him making out with his boyfriend and threatening his life.

My analysis has confirmed that teenagers don’t know shit about what’s going on. (I think somebody just broke into my house… I’ll go check it out… okay, it’s nothing… back to writing) They have no idea the control they have over their future. I guess they just don’t give a shit.

A perfect example is when a NY teen torches his BMW just because he “doesn’t like it”. I don’t even own a car so this little punk should be fortunate that he has one. As I was saying, He set fire to a 1992 BMW, which to me seems like a perfectly good vehicle. This little punk is an idiot, just like all teenagers. My analysis is done here, have a good day.