June 2010
3 posts
April 2010
15 posts
I turned green
“The jury is in, verdict: Retarded”
– Josh Homme
“High and mighty you say selling out is a shame. Is that the name of your book?...”
– Josh Homme
“I’m high class I’m a whore,
Actually both,
Basically I’m a...”
– Josh Homme
And yes that is a guitar
Listen
My bracket rules
eat it MTV!
March 2010
14 posts
Fact
Demon Days > Plastic Beach
Today
I went down 16th street where, in the chaos of it all, were multiple bong shops and weed dispensaries. I went inside this awesome bong/weed memorabilia/poster/music store and got me a huge Pulp Fiction poster.
Denver is WAY more exciting than this shitty suburb.
Why is there a picture of jesus holding a penis on...
Epic Quote
Andy Botwin: [to Shane about masturbation] Alright, listen closely. I’m not going to beat around the bush. Ha ha ha. Your little body’s changing - it’s all good, believe me. Problem now is… every time we jerk the gerkin, we get a lot of unwanted sticky white stuff everywhere, right? Right. So… First order of business - no more socks. They’re expensive, gumming...
February 2010
10 posts
hello new profile picture
Hey
I’m at a friend’s house and they’re watching fox news and making terrible arguments about Iran.
4 tags
Arthor's Pill: Episode 3
Families. That’s what people look to when times are at their hardest. Unfortunatly, my family is unimportant to me. I haven’t spoken to my mother ever since I graduated. I don’t like to get into all of that family stuff. I consider myself a loner. A man who thinks or himeself and no one else. I also found a new hobby.
I hate the good guys. I was never too fond of heroes....
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Arthor's Pill: Episode 2
“Who would do something like this? Everybody respected him, it’s just so strange.”
Words were circulating out of a woman’s mouth. I didn’t know her but I couldn’t help but feel responsible for her dark thoughts. Guilt. They didn’t know I did it yet. That thing in the back of my head begged me to tell the crew, ‘I killed Conan, I killed...
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Arthor's Pill: Episode 1
It all started with a single lay off. A man who has made his amends and confessed his sins just happened to be the first. His name was Melvin Conan, he was a priest for those who have been locked up in the county jails. Some religious church, rare nowadays considering that they are teaching raping, murduring, stealing, lying, abusing convicts the preachings of the bible.
I know what...
I wrote something
I’m thinking it could turn out to be a series of stories. So here comes part one.
January 2010
17 posts
Wanna have terrible grammar?
Buy Ke$ha’s new album today!
Today's new trend?
Writing songs about board games/gambling
Hey
Wassup wassup.
Wanna party?
Do you have a phone number?
I brought lotion for your tits.
What’s your address?
Where do you live?
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Hey
Is my profile picture too gay? (The happy and colorful kind) (Not like there’s anything wrong with that)
Hey
So my parents are in Mexico for the week which means that I’m home alone. This morning my undependable phone decided it would be funny to randomly turn off so I can’t get an alarm. So I woke up late and came up with a quick plan to tell all of my neighbors that I was sick and not just skipping school. The bullshit thing is that today was a field trip day. How often do you have that in...
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Interesing thought
Everybody says that they hate headaches. I happen to tolerate them very well. In fact, whenever I have a hard core headache, I just lay on my bed. I like the feeling you get when you rest your head during a headache. I like the pounding. PERFECT sleeping conditions.